"I want Candy"-Bow Wow Wow. Pretty much my theme song this week.

I too wouldn't be able to resist replying every so often.

I am just thinking the same thing. Personally I would not shave my head for a movie role in which they can just use a bald cap. Hair that long takes about 4 years to grow out. Doesn't seem worth it to me. I have short hair, so I am not one to talk really.

Courtney Stodden better watch out.

Wow, the long national nightmare of wondering what our POTUS thinks about some popstar is over. What does he think about Israel or Russia? We may never know as Katie Perry is of utmost importance, right now, here.

Shithead was taking a shower before work and his barskank texted. His phone happened to be charging right next to where I was. Best thing that ever happened to me was seeing that text. He's her problem now. Or rather, they're each other's problem now. I should thank her for taking the albatross that was a drunk…

The headband makes her look like Teresa Guiduci.

I live in a state with similar temperatures this summer. I have been running my air because while it might be only 72 degrees, the humidity is over 60%. The humidity is stifling and if I make a mere move I am sweating. Quite frankly, even with the shitty winter we had this past season, I am actually looking forward…