But...the TV you have to watch for those 3 days is the NFL fucking Draft.

If only Arkansas were mentioned anywhere in the article, you might have a point.

This is only a problem because the NFL does, in fact, sleep.

On the one hand, I really want to shit on Robert Kraft’s grave. On the other hand, I really hate lines.

Conspiracy Theories are so appealing to a massive amount of people, because a massive amount of people are stupid. In lieu of having actual, legitimate, thoughts and hobbies in the pursuit of knowledge they get to listen to a conspiracy theory that is infinitely more exciting than anything going on in their life while…

Sorry, I agree that the defense needs to be rebuilt, but that is more on Gorton than AV (and while I agree about Clendenning, it’s a minor issue in the grand scheme.). Bylsma is a bad coach, and a cowardly one at that. He proved it in 2014 against the Rangers, when AV outcoached him left and right and he proved it in…

Hey, at least Trump didn’t have to use his foundation’s money for a helmet this time around.

AV has good and bad points (Good: excellent systems coach, good with X’s and O’s, handles the media well. Bad: Player usage, inflexibility). You wanting him gone is fine and good, but who would you replace him with? He’s a top 10 coach in the league so if another isn’t available, you don’t fire AV. If your answer is…

The family reasons being, “My wife hates you”?

I’ve never heard ‘Ovi is protected by the refs’ chatter. Not once.

Hey! Another occasion to break out Bill Burr’s fantastic Philly rant!

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

He wants to show them to his mom, because they’re his awards, mother. From army.

He also didn’t seem to have a problem with Ben “Rapey McRaperface” Roethlisberger.

Rest in peace man.

It’s not surprising to find that none of the dishes include chocolate. It makes him throw up.

We’ve already had two of those.

Does anyone know how writing credits on SNL work? Everyone keeps calling it “Louis CK’s clown sketch” but do we know if he actually wrote it?

And if they’re so self-important they can’t recognize that, it’s on them. Not me.