Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

How in the world does #windancerepeat reference the Red Sox? Shouldn’t be whinedicksrepeat?

Well, yeah. Otherwise embezzlement is a state-level crime.

“Like, do we really need 10,000 pages of laws for not being dicks to each other?”

Show me a conservative who isn’t a social conservative and I’ll show you someone who should be a libertarian instead.

So you tell me what anyone is supposed to do?

Maybe the alcoholism thing was all a big misunderstanding. I mean, it’s easy to understand how people might have thought he had alcohol problems. Everytime he mentioned the Redskins, he was slurring.

I never mentioned “Libertarian” let alone defined it for you.

Things change and that’s not what conservative values mean anymore. Now you’re talking about libertarian values, which are almost as dumb.

Never forget that Paul Ryan and his family survived for many years on Social Security benefits after his father unexpectedly passed away.

I don’t think this particular story is a commentary on the visa, as much as the player. He deserves whatever shame comes his way.

Without commenting on the veracity of your statements, I’ll just wonder why you posted them on an article about a strange occurrence in a game between two teams that Sidney Crosby does not play for...

It’s an effective technique with people who love him because they are fucking simpletons. Their world view is that everything can be framed in Black and White terms, i.e., Good v. Evil. They have no analytic capabilities and have idea how process or understand complexity and nuance and that there are rarely absolutes…

Also, has this mother fucker seen any construction sites in the last 30 years? It’s largely guys literally named “Jose Bautista”

Did anybody catch Sidney Crosby dying at the end of the game after scoring an empty net goal?

I really appreciate when he does shit like this so I don’t have to feel so dumb for hating him.

I didn’t bother reading it but I assume that to save space it said:

You should have read Dan Marino’s letter endorsing Merrick Garland.

Is it because we say we believe in things like prosperity, equality, freedom, and other, esoteric things like ‘The American Dream’, but then tend to manipulate the actual circumstances in real life via disinterest, laziness and quasi Puritanicalism so that a consistent pattern of gross mediocrity and an inability to…

Tom Brady responded to the discovery, “Were they missing? I didn’t even know. I am a positive person.”