Yes, lots and lots of Democrats would vote for a Bush. That’s a problem, numbnuts.

Or he could just compete against the boys, where he wouldn’t have any advantage.

Here’s a Hot Take. Mark Cuban can get fucked with a tire iron. Just because he’s not a Trump guy doesn’t mean he’s not another piece of shit billionaire who has no issues intimidating the press to make sure his garbage basketball teams fees aren’t hurt.

How can a fucking place called Iceland not like hockey?

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

I understand what you are saying, but I’d imagine that to a black person, a white guy waving the Confederate flag is a message of “I wish that you black people were once again property of white people.”

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

are you offering to bankroll me in scandanavia for 6 months? because i’m definitely in

I wonder when people are going to realise that they’re responding to a joke about their city’s shocking amount of racism with, “No, Italians live here.”

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

She did come pre-packaged from a far away place and got his name stamped on her, so sure.

I’m quite certain Colin Kapernick has never said he’s oppressed. He’s fighting for those who are. Why is this a concept Republicans don’t get?

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

^stuff some people I know post on Facebook

You know what’s going to happen when you raise wages though? A couple of unintended consequences:

What an asshole.

Don’t forget that Petraeus was actually convicted of doing what Hillary Clinton was merely accused of doing.

Good.

How the fuck did Charlie Ward make it in there?