This is an excellent take that will be drowned out by rocket fuel-level takes from fans and talking heads alike real soon. So I will applaud this before the avalanche of hate-fueled and/or point-missing retorts comes, in and out of the league.

I don’t want to know how many Americans found this on accident by Googling “Kaepernick Lynch.”

As an alum I am required to point out that although Mr. Burke is correct regarding Mr. Pitt’s alma mater, Brad did finish a few credits short of graduating (unlike Sheryl Crow or George C. Scott!) and is not an official alum.

“BUT EMAILZ!!!!1!!!” -- I think that’s the problem.

And it’s mostly by people who don’t really understand email, servers, the internet, hacking, “the cloud”, technology, or the series of tubes filled with cats.

Yeah, of all of Trump’s cons, that’s the one I still can’t believe is working so well. The “I’m rubber and you’re glue” platform, that apparently 40% of our country can’t see through.

Dick Cheney is laughing at you. Not with you… At you.

And that is the “genius” of Trump. By constantly projecting his worse qualities onto everyone else, especially HRC, when someone pins his ass to the wall as the Washington Post and NYT have done several times, the right says HRC is just as bad and the media covers it as both have been subject of numerous allegations.

There are those who will read this and think “Why, yes, I do want this con man to head our country, because we’ll be the beneficiaries of his grifts and swindles” without realizing that they’re the ones being swindled.

Tap water? That’s for the popes. People who care about their children drink Gilberade! The really smart ones sign up for the subscription service, get a case dropped off at your shanty for only $19.95 a week! Aren’t your kids worth it?

So Dan Gilbert is basically Bruce Wayne without the cool belt.

Raiders Fan Knocks Out Raiders Fan In Extremely Slow Fight

“All stitched up and ready for Oxford,” he said.

It’s journalistic quicksand for a moderator at a debate to step in and try to right every wrong or correct every comment.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

Ok, so now I like this guy:

“in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job”

CNN just doesn’t get it

“Your daughter told me that you have a very small penis”

They’re a good candidate for the Neutron Bomb. Why waste all the land?