You’re my gyro

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

I’m legitimately sorry that this woman—about whom I’ve somehow never heard before today, which makes me feel deeply ill-informed—had to live her life saddled with such hate, rage, and self-loathing. I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I can’t say I hope she’s in a better place, but I assume at least that eternal…

I love how to conservatives all of a city’s problems are due exclusively to municipal government policies. County, state, and federal governments are completely ignored. There wasn’t a lot the city of Detroit could do to stop the decline of the domestic auto manufacturing industry, but to conservatives the mayor is at…

Think he should skip footwear all together and focus exclusively on helmet manufacturing.

Live look at Drew Magary:

OK

And in fairness to CK, he has been more specific on some occasions than Whitlock gives him any credit for. I wonder, in your non-profit case, is there a point of diminishing returns with getting too specific? Everyone getting a meal tonight is a really good example, because who can argue with that? Police shooting…

Arizona is Arians Nation!

So it is OK for police to shoot minorities as long as minorities are shooting minorities more than the police are?

[scribble notes furiously]

America truly is a great country. The Deadspin staff’s new ambition is for Tomi Lahren to disembowel us.

“Love this mural. That still hangs in the Kansas state capitol! Amazing.”

Fun fact: Andy Reid is 3rd all-time in postseason wins by a Chiefs coach with 1. They are a tough team to root for.

A side question: At what point did “Support the Troops” morph into “Worship the Military?”

I always enjoy reading “Why Your Team Sucks” every year and I make it a point to read every one. I read every word of the Packers today (Packers fan) and I try to be a good sport about it all. And it’s a shame to see someone get injured.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

Can’t