Trayvon Martin.

I keep my back on the wall whenever I can. My boyfriend thinks I’m ridiculous and stands on/over the yellow line every time.

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

Hey guys - is there any room to fit “collection of menstruating waterheads” under the banner on the Jez main page? It would be a shame to lose such a quality clap-back to the ether.

Similarly, the left dubbed Sarah Palin “Caribou Barbie,” leading to an entire year where I began every other sentence with the qualifier, “don’t make me defend Sarah Palin.”

There’s nothing to indicate that these were Clinton’s emails.

I was about to leave the same comment. Like even if you are the cop who liberated me from my rape prison, you’d still get the side eye for calling my 30 year old ass “little girl,” not the least of reasons being the media perception that rape is only horrifying or sad when it happens to “girls” and not “women”.

“30-year-old”

spitting is never necessary

Ummmmm I used to be very good friends with a girl who, one day, made this statement with a straight face: “I don’t wash my hands after going pee. Why would I?? It’s not like I pee all over my hands...”

Then spit on the grass or in a garbage can, not on the sidewalk.

Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.

AND WHO THE FUCK COUGHS ON A PLANE WITHOUT COVERING THEIR MOUTH? YOU ARE SPREADING YOUR GERMS TO ME

I was disappointed when I read this article... I thought for a hot second that she had resigned from her position at the democratic national committe.

“So I yelled at him so loud that the bus stopped and everyone stared. I said, ‘Yo, my nigga! Don’t fucking touch her again! You heard? Cuz if you do, we gon’ [have] problems!’ He replied, ‘I’m a real nigga, so try me.’ Instantaneously he reached for his pocket and lunged at me. So I had to defend myself...I told the…

A busload of people and one person acts. (Eventually two.) That’s a scary level of apathy. I know someone is going to say that it was okay for them to not get involved because “you never know” but I’m going to preemptively say fuck that. The aggressor was totally outnumbered and no one had to get physical if they were…

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

Have you ever been to Russia?

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.