spitting is never necessary
Ummmmm I used to be very good friends with a girl who, one day, made this statement with a straight face: “I don’t wash my hands after going pee. Why would I?? It’s not like I pee all over my hands...”
Then spit on the grass or in a garbage can, not on the sidewalk.
Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.
AND WHO THE FUCK COUGHS ON A PLANE WITHOUT COVERING THEIR MOUTH? YOU ARE SPREADING YOUR GERMS TO ME
I was disappointed when I read this article... I thought for a hot second that she had resigned from her position at the democratic national committe.
“So I yelled at him so loud that the bus stopped and everyone stared. I said, ‘Yo, my nigga! Don’t fucking touch her again! You heard? Cuz if you do, we gon’ [have] problems!’ He replied, ‘I’m a real nigga, so try me.’ Instantaneously he reached for his pocket and lunged at me. So I had to defend myself...I told the…
A busload of people and one person acts. (Eventually two.) That’s a scary level of apathy. I know someone is going to say that it was okay for them to not get involved because “you never know” but I’m going to preemptively say fuck that. The aggressor was totally outnumbered and no one had to get physical if they were…
Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…
Have you ever been to Russia?
It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.
THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.
It gets really old when white women don’t understand or attempt to understand the meaning of certain songs written by people of color, or even any piece of clothing or accessories from other cultures like headdresses and bindis, yet they still claim they’re doing “respectful tributes” when they use them just for fun…
The only adult baby I can handle.
obligatory
it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…
*regale
HOW DARE YOU
Did you leave off the beginning of the quote of purpose?