I still insist that until American Top Gear finds a way to harness this power, it will never be considered a success.

I wouldn't go. Anything to avoid entering that room. I saw Goldfinger, I know what happens to partners when the deal changes.

Told my girl I'll have to forget her

I am stunned that anyone could write a song entitled "Aaron Rodgers Rock & Roll" and not set it to the tune of Spinal Tap's "Heavy Duty."

@MustangMike: That thing is awesome. It was used briefly in a few T-Mobile commercials making fun of Boost Mobile with their own fake service provider, Poser Mobile. They even have their own hilariously poorly vandalized wikipedia page. Apparently some ae86 fanboys didn't take kindly to being mocked. The car itself…

Once after renting a car (and, surprise surprise, not getting what I had reserved) I was stuck with a Chevy HHR. I had told them I'd take anything BUT an HHR, as they are absolutely hideous, but time was a factor and I couldn't go to another rental place, so I was stuck with it for the better part of a week.

Did they really have to paint the grill, too?

Every time I play Modern Warfare 2, I do it without killing anyone. My aim could use some work.

I'd love to watch it, but sadly being only a few states away from Wisconsin I fall squarely in the blackout zone for this video, along with four other teams whose broadcasts I don't get.

Brian May is easily in my top five favorite astrophysicists.

@M0squ1t0: Nonsense, I'm sure I'll be at the top before you know it.

Do I love Foxconn? You bet! Just applied for a position that opened suddenly. I really hope I get it; I'm dying to work for them.

@blogsarefun: Most of those comments were before the game anyway. Cowley does this shit all the time, I don't know why people are paying attention now. Anyone who's ever had the misfortune of reading any of his stuff can see pretty clearly that he aspires to such lofty heights of journalistic excellence as his…

So pessimistic, jalops? New format Top Gear in the UK didn't have its current cast when it started, and in fact looked quite different (the first segment ever was Clarkson running a test of the Citroen Berlingo, and it ended with advice on how to get a good deal on one).

Messing with someone's car? That's kind of a dick move.

I drove a van in high school, and being as awesome as I am I decided to install a CB because I had watched smokey and the bandit at one point in my life. This CB also had an AUX out, I think designed for the internal speaker systems on tour buses. I wired it to a power horn I bought at radioshack for $10 and mounted…

@shinjukuDLJ: Cougars, on the other hand...

It'd be tempting to say that there is no difference between men and women drivers, but instead I blame society.

This reminds me of the center display in some Land Rovers (I think) that uses a similar brand of magic to display different images to the driver and passenger. So whoever is sitting in the driver's seat can view GPS while whoever is in the passenger's seat can escape boring conversation by watching a movie.

For students of racing it may not rank very high, but if you asked a member the general public here in the good ol' U.S. of A. to name the first racing crash they could think of, Earnhardt's right turn would be the first to come up.