Everything is an obstruction in the midwest. In Illinois, it is of course illegal to have anything hanging from your rear view mirror. Things like parking passes usually specifically state that they are to be left off the mirror until you are parked.

My grandfather finally got to see the White Sox win a world series at the age of 85. It was the only time I ever saw him cry. In fact, I saw tears of joy from damn near every Sox fan I ran into. I hugged more strangers that day than hugs I've given in the whole rest of my , and I'll admit it, I cried a little bit. …

Not to pick nits (ok, a little bit), but a cockpit and a cock pit are two very, very different things. #diy

Keep going, guys! You earn the next trophy at 75%

Maybe it has something to do with the front office charging $14 more per seat for the series right before the one everyone wants to see.

Probably the nicest thing I've ever done for another motorist was also changing a flat. But it's not that simple. I'm not sure if this story counts because I'm a friend of the guy involved, but I'll tell it anyway.

I'd like to think that the Murcielago was an LP 670-4 instead of a 640 SV, but who knows.

@DarCowAlways: That does make me sad. Only 54% of people who have Portal beat it. When I got the Orange Box I was one of those people who played Portal first to see what the deal with it was and ended up beating it that night. And then played it again the next day, all the way through.

@elitza owns the last Enzo shirt: I see from the avatar you're an expert on lost causes.

So, is this different from the P11 supercar successor to the F1 that McLaren announced today for launch in 2011?

@Benjammn: The workaround is simple. If you click on [Fallout3.exe] instead of [Fallout3Launcher.exe] the game starts with no DRM at all.

Shh, shh... listen, kids. Did you hear that? That was the sound of me continuing not paying for any games that use this shit.

How about this bright orange, convertible 911 Beetle?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

PT Cruiser. Honestly. Like you say, Chrysler's future is uncertain at best, but why the PT?

Hey, my team is ok, tied with the Royals for first place in the AL Central.

Are you guys in any way liable for injuries resulting from this? Because I printed out the frontpage for my video on how much I love it, and, well, long story short the EMT says he's never seen paper cuts this bad before. And urologists aren't cheap.

@4nonymo: Word up, if Moore's law keeps on rolling then it's going to take a big jump in internet speeds and bandwidth to catch up with high-end videogames. Right now the standard for PCs seems to be 1920x1200, but for someone playing using a streaming service like this 720p would be good.

Boris Johnson confirms he will be out there on his bicycle, ruining things for everyone.

Kentucky State went on to sweep the Cubs out of the playoffs in the first round.