“I am Mizzou’s Black Friend”

Fixed! 

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

That’s a bingo. A lot of these events take off depending on the offending party’s response. If the Astros had spent anymore time longer than a fart to do their research and gather facts to craft a well-written, well-thought response that didn’t attempt to besmirch a thrice verified report, the response would’ve been…

I know. Trust me, ive been following this rolling shit show all week. Ive lived in Houston most of my life and it never ceases to amaze me how some people can snatch failure from the jaws of victory. 

I guarantee that at least one finance bro employed by the Astros has said "I wear Abercrombie so bitches know I DOMINATE" in his life.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

First time reading a Ratto column?

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

#WeAreAllWitlesses

the relatively small market and high income tax paradise of Sacramento

This isn’t going to stop with the NBA.

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something take a stand, when his salary depends on his not understanding it not getting involved.”

Hey, Communist oppressors buys sneakers too. Who can blame him. At least Jordan was honest from the get go.

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it