mechafredzilla1
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Jay Gruden deserves to be fired (and you can read that as being pro-Jay Gruden or anti-Jay Gruden). Case Keenum deserves to be benched. Josh Norman deserves to be cut. Whatever whatever. All those things should happen, and none of them fucking matter. It is just Mike Shanahan and RG3, Jim Zorn and Jason Campbell and

Oddly enough, Case moved the ball well on the two touchdown scoring drives. I found myself wondering where these guys had been all night as they ripped through Chicago’s defense. At times, they looked good but that was few and far between. The defense is an obvious problem for them, especially when they’re getting lit

Here’s the big difference. In ten years, there will be different teams at the top of the Prem. Man U will come back. Chelsea will come back. Someone will be bought be a billionaire and make a run to the top.

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The timing of this article is hilarious.

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

I bet you didn’t really do this. What kind of low human lies about bacon?

November 2, 2016: Cubs win World Series, upsetting the delicate equilibrium of the universe, opening up a portal to the Upside Down - a world that looks just like our own, but contains homicidal monsters and everything is covered in a layer of viscous slime.

Although I would want to punch a co-worker in the face who did this...I would not because 1). I am a generally kind person 2). I don’t want to get fired and 3). I love bacon more than the Cubs.

Speaking for every non-Cubs fan within earshot: No Cubs fan has ever been quiet about anything.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Like the 2014 Red Sox fans.

That shot’s going to get rejected more than the MMR vaccine in California.

Future blog headline: Saints File Tampering Charge Against Bucs at Behest of Drew Brees

Patriot way on display

Oh bravo, Sir. +1 location / lack of tolerance synergy.

solid pun strike +1

+1,000 years

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Are we really that surprised with yet more backwards logic from Arians?