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So you’re telling me that the Mets can’t juggle multiple catchers for 20-25 games a season to give their ace pitcher a more comfortable time on the mound? Season is 162 games long. The only time it might be an issue is if the Mets are in the postseason and both Syndergaard and Ramos have to be in the line-up.

I think someone had started a “Ref Out the Dome” campaign to have people show up wearing their finest Foot Locker uniforms in order to remind the NFL that they haven’t forgotten about the missed PI call. Which, given its all Saints fans have talked about during the offseason, is kinda hard to forget.

Referees are now forbidden from going into the French Quarter before football games.

But Ray, it is exactly when you have nothing left to lose that you double down and bet your trousers at the craps table in Vegas!

Here’s what I don’t get: IF you’re the Raiders and you see the way things are going with the Steelers and Brown, you should do your due diligence before giving up assets for that guy, right? At the very least call his agent and go “how much of this is him vs management and how much is just nonsense and soundbites?” I

Picking a fight with a NBA player won’t even make the Top Ten Fights at the Linc list this season.

Did my eyes deceive me or did Baker Mayfield throw INTs in consecutive drives? I feel like I saw that but my brain deceives me.

I don’t get tanking in the NFL. In the NBA it makes total sense as a blue-chip, Number 1 prospect can make a total difference on a franchise’s trajectory. Land a LeBron or a Tim Duncan and it can rewrite a moribund franchise’s history (or you draft Anthony Bennett or Markelle Fultz and it adds up to nothing).

And wait until they get to Vegas!

Drew Brees is a great QB. A first-ballot Hall of Famer.

How does that happen? How do you get the gift of all gifts from the football gods and walk out of the Superdome with a win and a Super Bowl spot, proceed to spend the next two weeks having your young head coach getting fellatio from every NFL “expert” and media member, have every show lust over their offense and their

+1 Eastern European monkey chant

“The Chiefs are like the Jets in that they have one title, but that title happened so long ago that it really feels as if they have zero.”

“They’re still shitty” - Orioles groundskeepers

The Chargers have gone from Drew Brees to Philip Rivers, from LaDanian Tomlinson to Darren Sproles to Melvin Gordon, have had talents the likes of Antonio Gates (who played basketball once upon a time), Vincent Jackson, Junior Seau (RIP), Takeo Spikes and his giant neck, Eric Weddle, Melvin Ingram and so many more.

How do you think Schefty gets scoops like Andrew Luck is retiring before his own teammates hear of it?

Given the Dodgers’ bullpen woes in the postseason, I am all aboard the Russell Martin as Closer train.

And now word is coming down that, with no revenue stream after being expelled, and millions in debt, Bury FC is gonna be liquidated.

The problem is that Bury’s and Bolton’s situation is not that far off from many other clubs up and down England’s pyramid. Dodgy owners, speculators, people sitting on a club looking to flip it for a fat pay day, overstretched budgets that are covered with bad loans, debt and third-parties willing to give money for

Jason Witten made me yearn for Booger MacFarland to swap places only so that Booger’s goofy-ass chair could malfunction and launch him into the night sky of Tampa or Pittsburgh.