Completely expecting to read the word ‘Boardway’ a lot.

Thank god they fired all the old writers so we could finally have content like...this.

everything since but Clerks 2 flopped critically and/or commercially it’s time to stop.

COUNTERPOINT: I don’t care. Clerks II was far better than it had any right to be.

I vote that we ignore Polium and call it a TWOUYA. 

You have to be involved in the ARG where you hunt Ezra yourself and catch them before the cops

Not all conservatives are anti-trans in their day to day actions, but all conservatives vote for politicians that are anti-LGBTQ in their legislation. You can argue all you want about how you’re not personally discriminating against people, but you are actively supporting politicians that literally create…

I’m just going to come out and say it:

I really don’t understand this marketing campaign for The Flash.

He literally pissed his career away....

...”paper view”? Really?

I am absolutely begging you to take a basic civics course.

Hey, is this where all the sucking-off is happening?

I read some interview with Steve Guttenberg once where he summed up his career thusly:

This is some fine deductive reasoning here. I will buy it.

his demonstrated range (thus far) has been pretty narrow

Also the steel-drum-and-synth score is the bomb

The Duke Nukem movie has already been made. It’s called Commando, and it’s a wildly entertaining movie. John Matrix’s body count is insane, just hundreds of dudes in a day. He can carry whole trees on his shoulder, jump out of planes into 6 inches of water, and eat green berets for breakfast. 

It’s the MTV movie awards. You are trying to appeal reason to pure madness 

I am against 99.999% of all things Kardashian, and I read this and thought “wow, what an awesome thing to do with your 6 billion Twitter/Insta/WhateverTheKidsUseI’mOld followers”.