He literally pissed his career away....

...”paper view”? Really?

I am absolutely begging you to take a basic civics course.

Hey, is this where all the sucking-off is happening?

I read some interview with Steve Guttenberg once where he summed up his career thusly:

This is some fine deductive reasoning here. I will buy it.

his demonstrated range (thus far) has been pretty narrow

Also the steel-drum-and-synth score is the bomb

The Duke Nukem movie has already been made. It’s called Commando, and it’s a wildly entertaining movie. John Matrix’s body count is insane, just hundreds of dudes in a day. He can carry whole trees on his shoulder, jump out of planes into 6 inches of water, and eat green berets for breakfast. 

Did you bring child? Try new ‘Satisfactory Meal’ in a box with clown’s face. Do I see a special surprise in the box? Is it a toy? No. Is second potato.

Welcome to new McDonald. Menu now has only fries. Also fries uncooked. Also uncut and unpeeled and not fries.

I for one welcome our new protomolecule overlords.

It’s the MTV movie awards. You are trying to appeal reason to pure madness 

I am against 99.999% of all things Kardashian, and I read this and thought “wow, what an awesome thing to do with your 6 billion Twitter/Insta/WhateverTheKidsUseI’mOld followers”. 

He was terrific in Netflix’s The Punisher as well.

But can it play Crysis on max settings?

Fuck. Crypto.

The extension cord has a twist lock on it. Gus unlocks it so he can lead Lalo down there when he eventually arrives and then kick the cord apart sending them into total darkness. He can then count off the steps to get the loader and retrieve the gun from under the tread and put one in Lalo’s ridiculously contrived…

“just existing” is the problem to them.