You put one of ours on a bike, we put one of yours on a suitcase. That’s the Orlando Way.

Nothing will ever top Prince.

Depends on where you live.  I grew up in Texas, and the sex-ed I got in 1996 was pretty in line with this garbage. 

Thank you for your commitment to notifying us about your lack of interest.  I have logged your apathy in my dream journal.  Next question: what did you have for breakfast?

and William H. Macy as Peter Sarsgaard in Green Lantern

As I’ve said before (probably preaching to the choir around here), when something comes around that’s worse than COVID — which has happened before and will happen again — this normalization of “I do-on’t wan-na and you ca-ant make me” as the response to a public health emergency is going to bite us hard.

“Especially that short where he just wails on a whole lot of little kids.”

What out-of-context quote from him from 25 years ago inspired this?

Needs a line about how Weekend Update isn't going hard enough

Try as he may, Dafoe can’t save a sinking episode of SNL.  C+

What’s his big crime? Having a shitty awkward date where he tried to take things further three times while they were already fooling around naked in his house and then sending his date home when she finally properly communicated her discomfort to him?

I’m of the belief that you could completely remove Tom from P&R…

I’ve always been of the mind that if you want something, get it. You never know what availability will be like in the future. If you’re the type that has regrets over not saving money just bear in mind that technology will always get cheaper with time. The card that costs $1000 now will be $100 at some point, but then …

this man really surfed the PR wave and came out on top. good for him, he had a crusher of a year and if i’m reading the internet correctly he got the most applause and laughs out of nwh (rang true at my screening).

Because everything about crypto is negative.

Because crypto fucking sucks and the only people that think otherwise are the ones buying into the scheme?

because crypto is a scam.

I’m pretty sure that the only people excited about it coming back are the ones who liked it to begin with, and that definitely includes me.

*in Stefon’s voice