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Oh that's too funny. Thanks for pointing that out.

Is Chris Kluwe our Tim Tebow?

You win Thursday.

This is why the terrorists hate us.

Good reference. "Recommend Star" for you. :)

"Cunt punt" is my new goto term when I catch myself overusing "Skull fuck."

Plus he captured Han Solo. He bested the guy who flew the Millennium Falcon!

Hard to beat that.

I completely see your point here voxer. "GonnaBe" may (can't say for sure, because I'm not GonnaBe) have been confusing the terror alert level being raised with Official Terrorism Warnings that were given during that election cycle.

The Alert Level was raised to "High (Orange)" in August of 2004. Additionally 2 alerts

This story made me smile. Thank you Deadspin for reporting this. :)

I live in Seattle and when the extreme windstorms hit in the winter they can knock out power to the surrounding areas for days.

Happened a few years back. Luckily I live in the city proper so it's hard for all of our power to get knocked out. But the suburbs? Yeah, they get screwed.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he was drinking when he tweeted this. No sober person, and definitely not one in his high position, would ever do something like this unless they were intoxicated.

This lack of messaging is stunning.

Agreed. That was genius.

I'm betting his "o" face looks identical to this.

I feel gross for having thought that.

Zing!

"I've never played any of the games in that series so I'm just going to discount the whole thing."

You've never played any games in the series. Remind me why your opinion is important again?

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