I chose the ugliest car I could think of, it looks pretty good to me. ;-P

It doesn't matter how dated a car is, showroom condition just looks good.

Put that away, this is a family site!

9.) Fake engine sounds

This QOTD has so much potential to be epic.

"I saw that it was starting to show little signs of corrosion here and there, and it started gnawing at me that I'm not taking care of this thing the way I should. I'm doing it a disservice. And I thought, ‘boy, could I actually sell it? Could I actually pass it on to somebody else and be okay with that?' I was a…

I've never seen someone so completely thwarted by physics.

Why in the world wouldn't they be putting all this R&D into one of their sedans?

It is a hard earned reputation but they're slowly winning me back. The Fusion is piquing my interest heartily. I'd love one of these (this is a fake):

Neutral: Should We Blame Toyota? By creating boring cars did Toyota create its own problems? Are they just victims because their boring cars appealed to old people? Where's the line?

Please, for the love of God:

That may be the funniest and most elaborate thing I've ever seen.

A.) They feared an assassination attempt?

racketeering then?

My road trips are G rated, damn kids.

sans sarcasm.

Donation makes this all good, can't even complain about mis-spent tax revenue.

"We are not going to ask for impeachment," Conlon said. "We are coming whether they like it or not. We're not asking for impeachment, we're asking for the arrest of everyone in government who has violated their oath of office."

Naw man, just naw!

And not a single Chinese fuck was given that day.