Also they bought the CR-V because they had a third kid.....Three kids! You are not fitting two kids and a car seat comfortably in the back of a CR-V.

Why would you call the IRS to report a bank robbery?

And to think, you could’ve had one of them all along for the cost of a V6 Mustang....

Guys like me will buy it. Guys with families. Guys who want a 350+ hp, rwd sedan. Guys who don’t want to look like a dodge bro. Guys who want a car that looks good. Guys who don’t want to buy a manual because our wives can’t drive it. Guys who are willing to make sacrifices because that’s what being an adult means.…

How would you expect an upper class four door sport sedan to be in the same price range as the BRZ?

Love this, Torch. I for one can’t wait for some elevator reviews.

And for every one of those buyers, there’s 4 more burning money they don’t have financing new and used BMWs (and Audis, actually). They aren’t ignorant of the multitude of cheaper options out there - they just really want the badge, for a number of valid and/or ridiculous reasons.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

I’m starting to believe that Finland is one big machine shop where speed metal is playing on the radio all day.

People may think you are driving a Malibu, but you will know better.

Wrong way. The horse keeps hitting humans.

No, it's a very common name.

assuming your car weighs less than 1.5 tons

assuming your car weighs less than 1.5 tons

Bronze: Mazda RX-9

Fast & Furious 17: Prison Escape from Saturn

Wait, what? Are you suggesting that state run and controlled industry isn’t the most efficient and best for the consumer? Blasphemy!

Making them better than the originals since 2007.

I feel this is a reasonable price, for what is probably a pretty good product that would work well for many Americans. Therefore, allow me to be the first Jalop to say the following:

BURN IT TO THE MOTHERF@#$ING GROUND OR INSTALL AN LS3 DEY CANT TUK R CARZ