This post incorrectly identified the coach that Ibrahimovic called a “little bitch” as Bob Bradley. It has been updated. Our apologies.

Pulling hair furthest from the scalp is the "lower hair"

By winning the US open?

Is deceased an option?

You also have to note with advancements in metrics, camera technology and sheer number of cameras, players have fundamentally changed how they swing in order to hit more of them

This blog is so many words. Your work is greatly appreciated.

Unus Aladdin? That has to be a pen name right? If not. Amazing.

I know its Stanton but, judging. Nice.

Why is this not filed to jags junction. This deserves the honor.

The oxy morony of it all is great too.

Doing it a home game would be nice.

Or lose the pick no matter when you sign them. Maybe have a transfer value. 

I also off-centered my hat to either side when pitching to block the sun. Most umpires told me to fix my hat.

I'm sure you posted those already.

“Blazers made the conference Finals more as a result of pluck and a generous bracket than top-end talent, but still—that’s a gutty, fearless, relentless basketball team”

Do all the deadspin staff live in the US or are some international?

Catholics too.

If you're thinking bout my baby it doesnt matter if it's broke or aligned.

Jeremy Lin brought a country to its knees. Joke is on you