NAILED IT! High five!

I live in a “battleground state” (Florida) Trump’s general election strategy is clearly not “winning” all the ads here are either coming from Hillary or Anti-Trump SuperPACs. There’s no ground game whatsoever. I remember in 08 John McCain bumper stickers everywhere you do not see none of that here. Old Money Rednecks,…

I hear we picked up Ashley Feinberg in the contraction draft. Good five tool writer, a bit of a GLORY GIRL though.

She supposedly mated with Ted Cruz. I think her dignity went out the door when his tentacles penetrated her whatever.

That’s my butterfly song too! Which I find myself singing a LOT lately because my awesome neighbor put in a butterfly garden and most of them just hatched! We’re covered in beautiful flutterbyes!

Facial interpretation from left to right:

She, Stacey Dash and Omarosa have a three show development deal with E! after this. Their first show will be about them single (triple) handedly rebuilding GOP.

she’s not very blonde so that’s not really even a viable back up career.

I mean, she’s really pigeonholing herself into only ever being able to be a talking mouth on FoxNews in the future, and she’s not very blonde so that’s not really even a viable back up career.

Let’s remember she was arrested for shoplifting and was illegally collecting unemployment benefits while working (for pay) for Ted Cruz’s senate campaign. Donald Trump only hires the best people.

It’s beyond brilliant. It’s like a 99-yard TD pass. It may be equalled, but it can never be exceeded.

How you know you are living your best life: Jamaica Kincaid sends you a fan letter.

KARA Welcome back :)))

I thought that everything in Mariah Carey’s songs is a metaphor for herself.

(sorry I know we’re not yassing anymore. But WHOOP)

I like politics. That’s why I’m on the SLOT, not Jezebel. If I wanted stories about Justin Bieber’s dick, I’d be on Jezebel.

I managed an unpaid internship while living in Brooklyn. It was hellish. I shared an (illegal) rental with three people (one of whom was likely insane) and had over a mile walk to the nearest train station. I worked two part time jobs and used my school loan to pay for existing and my average night’s sleep was around…

Shouldn’t one internship be enough? How much free labor are we allowing companies to squeeze out of kids? Dickens would shit himself over this.