Ryan sent this to you? MGS4 Ryan Payton (or whatever his name is)?

This cel-shaded crap makes me cower in fear that more games will be made into this.

Allow me to dissect horribly the stupidity of this games guide.

@zacwight: CASTAWAY!

I've had fugu in Japan, and it's very dangerous just thinking about it, I know. You have to train and you need a license to prepare it. And it's overrated. It's kinda tasty (in that poisonous way, very exotic), but other than the fact you're eating something that could kill you, it's too hyped-up. But I heartily…

@psycoking: Exactly what I thought.

I guess it's because PCs would have cost shitloads of money, so it's only kinda theoretically true that PCs are for adults anyway.

I guess the people who play RuneScape can't even spell RuneScape. What does this say about them?

Deleted because of saying that? Hey, Communism at work.

@Pudge: You use it as punishment too? Wow! I remember some guy was screen hunting in a LAN party, and his punishment in order to stay in the party was to play Desert Bus for twelve hours. Hilarious!

Why do I want to torrent this?

What a tragedy. These terrorists should be shot for these monstrosities. But wait... terrorist... Splinter Cell...what are they trying to tell us?

You are awesome. Thank you for beating every single stereotype in the book. And play some Left 4 Dead!

Well lookie here, we've got a modern-day Ronnie Lamm on our hands.

This reminds me of the Degenatron in Vice City: Move your red dot to the green dot!

So in the future, Skynet will let us survive, but because it needs someone to beat in video games to laugh at us.

FIFA 08 is on the Zeebo, so it's not all last-gen.

@spoonTRex: Then maybe read some Playboy.