@tomassetti13: Yeah, didn't think that one through, did I? Cross out the word joint, and write Asbestos.

Hmmm, hitting zombie black people may be fun for the redneck hicks down south, but not for me. Not that I have morals or I'm scared, just that I prefer the arcadey style of Dead Rising.

I hate it. It sucks and I can't believe themes will still work. This is the worst step Microsoft has ever taken. I hope it goes the way of the Zune and Microsoft Bob. Now, to get back to my PS3 XMB...

I'm gonna stick with EndWar. Halo Wars ain't my cup of tea.

Music...meh. Simlish...die. Game...MUST BUY ANYWAY!

It's intriguing. Not good, but intriguing.

@Woden501: That's exactly what I thought when I saw it. Where's the Wii one, though?

3D game on the DS with GTA on it? Ouch. Is this going to be the GTA4 Liberty City or the GTA3 Liberty City? Because if it's the new one, then this means that sometime in the near future there will be a GTA4 Stories or something on the PSP, you wait and see. You saw it here first, folks.

Oh, great. LocoRoco 2 will ruin my life again. But I am pretty psyched about Retribution. I hope that it will be a good game. For example, Killzone as a isometric shooter made me confused. That's not to say I hated Fallout for PC.

256 players for this has two major flaws. One, the fact that if you had 256 people playing, you probably would get shot all the time. Who's gonna win? These games will take longer than a slow Sins of a Solar Empire game. The second flaw is that how the hell is Zipper Interactive or Sony gonna run a 256-man server? If…

I really don't wanna know what he's gonna do with that whip.

I will only like EA if EA Sports will get off that crack and start churning out XBOX360 ports for PC. I hate it when I play NHL on my PC and discover it's a PS2 port. GET WITH THE DAMN PROGRAM!

No! I don't believe that Bungie is faking this. I think that really are gonna not shot this. But I am real pissed at these unnamed publishers. In fact, if I find out it is EA, I will light a few hundred joints in the EA HQ's air vents and get them all stoned.

I need my diapers. But seriously, I think I've owned Wolfenstein about 3 times. I can't play WW2 shit again. Oh, wait. Robot Hitler? I'll be the 0.9th person in line so I get to play it before the first person!

Well, I hope I am proven wrong that Treyarch makes crappy, budget placeholder games because Infinity Ward was hanging out with Playboy Bunnies instead of making games, with Quantum of Solace and Kiefer-fueled World at War.

that's not nice.

I like the description. You should write a novel, Brian.

MGS4 made me cry. The ending was so sad, in part because you didn't know when Solid Snake would die but you knew he definitely would. And it was sad, after all these years of playing the Metal Gear Solid series, to know that he would die, and that feeling never really gave me a sense of closure for that game. Also,…

I'm totally gonna buy Nancy Drew! No, I'm just gonna Gamefly that. All my kiddish senses aside, I will buy NCAA 09 for PS3 as a tease until Madden 09 rolls out.

I hated Pokemon. Everything about it, but yet I'm strangely attracted to it...