The three GOP genders are “man,” “political,” and “very political.”

Via surrogate. Let’s hope that SHE got paid.

Yeah, it’s like he wants the kids but then doesn’t want to be a father. Which, imo, is fucking idiotic.

Yeah, it’s not about the money I think.  Which makes it worse imo.  He’s a sucking emotional hole.

Civilization means two things to him: abusable workforce, and profit potential.

aspietards dont know how penii work unless hes sucking it

Also he himself is on record saying Civilization will crumble if we all don’t have more kids. But he’s too much of a dick to pay for the kids he fathered. 

Musk sucks, yes. But isn’t maybe the bigger part of all this that she wants to take his kids to California and he wants to keep them in Texas where he lives? Have I mentioned he sucks?

To him it’s not about the money. It’s about control and “winning”.

When was the last time he actually impregnated anyone? Last I heard the kids he “fathered” with that exec (HR, where are you?) were fertilized in vitro, rather than in bed. Did Grimes actually do the deed with the Muskrat or did he give her a test tube as well?

Bitches about Taylor not having kids, yet won’t take care of his own. His daughter disowned him.

Billionaires have a completely different relationship to money than the vast majority of people. They will gladly piss away millions just to one-up each other because money really doesn’t matter to them. Then they will argue over just a few thousand because they simply can't stand losing. 

The man has billions of dollars and he’s arguing about maybe $50 - $100k a year.

Chest high wall you say?

To both impose his personal beliefs and use them as a shield. 

Before you suggest that someone call the cops for DV, look up “40% of cops”.

Shrunken balls, both figurative and literal.

It’s amazing how people can’t see this clip for what it is, a continuation of what Conan thought was a joke at the time. People have really lost their minds if they think there is more to this. 

Yeah, this is just the kind of shit Conan said.

Not saying he didn’t know anything, but it definitely is in line with his usual stuff.

Having watching a lot of Conan (mostly during the Late Night era), I don’t think this indicates that he knew anything about Masterson, just because he’s used this type of line with a lot of guests. It’s possible - it’s not like I could know for sure - but I doubt it given just this clip to go on.