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Seems to be a trend. Have you seen Elmo’s “Starship”? Winged penis comes to mind.

Don’t insult drugs like that. They didn’t make him a nazi.

Only temporarily I’m sure.  I don’t think there are people who wouldn’t buy a Tesla because Musk was fired, but I know there are plenty of people who would reconsider buying a Tesla if Musk was fired. 

Telsa’s stock price needs him.

or, they could just test a hair sample, which is pretty much impossible to hide

To be honest, I’d be more worried he did all this (burning down Twitter, pro-Neo Nazi, fucking up Tesla/Space X) sober.

More than a distraction - a liability. Why the government continues to give billions in contracts to a known drug user--when they wouldn’t hire a user to do so much as take out the trash at any government building--is confounding.

Nor humanity.

Neither does Tesla...

Wait, so you’re telling me he WASN’T on drugs when he decided to buy Twitter?

Agreed. Space X doesn’t need him anymore.  He’s a distraction.

Just fire him and let him ride the Twitter burning dumpster fire full time.

Not sure if you’ve ever looked at a single chart but uh, [Bitcoin’s] done nothing but provide a return.

Nah, investing is when you can reasonably expect a return. Bitcoin (and cryptocurrency in general) is gambling, a bubble that continually bursts and keeps itself propped up by new generations of idiots and suckers.

Instead of risking anything in crypto, just put all in SJIM, the Inverse Cramer Tracker ETF.

What? You mean the self-proclaimed Champion of Free Speech for All can’t take a little criticism? I am shocked. 

you have to work really hard to unlawfully fire anyone in this country, 

People say the same thing about pretty much anything other than offset smokers, but any of these will literally get you like 98% of the way there.

The EU shouldn’t have a hard time proving antisemitism. “Jew” has become a popular insult on Twitter. I don’t even bother reporting it anymore since the few times I did I got back the “we know you won’t be happy with this decision...” seconds after the report was made. It was clear nobody was truly reviewing anything.