The best Elno can aspire to is armed and tedious.

Before you suggest that someone call the cops for DV, look up “40% of cops”.

Shrunken balls, both figurative and literal.

Which parents? The ones working two jobs just make ends meet? Who are barely in the same zip code with their kids for more than hour or two each day? Or spend what little free time they do have completely exhausted from their jobs? Those parents? The ones that society is working to death to keep the machine of…

It’s amazing how people can’t see this clip for what it is, a continuation of what Conan thought was a joke at the time. People have really lost their minds if they think there is more to this. 

Yeah, this is just the kind of shit Conan said.

Not saying he didn’t know anything, but it definitely is in line with his usual stuff.

Having watching a lot of Conan (mostly during the Late Night era), I don’t think this indicates that he knew anything about Masterson, just because he’s used this type of line with a lot of guests. It’s possible - it’s not like I could know for sure - but I doubt it given just this clip to go on.

This is why going away to college reduces bigotry (as long as you don’t go to Liberty or something) and why the trans people are such an inviting target these days. When you meet people with different backgrounds and realize they are just people it is harder to demonize them. The trans population is very small so a…

He won’t though. There is a wealth of evidence showing that Elon is the cause of the current woes at Twitter. And even if the ADL did tell people not to advertise, they are well within their First Amendment rights to do so.

Blaming the Jews for his problems. Wonder where he got that idea?

A great story for labor day: working class people building community and standing in solidarity. For sure, life isn’t a movie, but it is poetic that the powerful sow the seeds of their own destruction by their inability to restrain their greed. I mean, it’s only comfort that keeps the average person from organizing…

A comment history defending Trump and Musk. Who’s the tool again?

No, the water is pretty dirty.

well, considering that Elon took a personal call from Vladimir Putin, and then SpaceX cut off starlink access for the Ukrainians fighting in Russian-held territory, I’d avoid SpaceX for any sort of project like this one, too.

The best thing that anyone can do is leave the platform. Let them spend money in ads for themselves. (I quit when they let Trump back).

“Nessy is a submarine toy with a head made out of plastic wood.
Ogopogo, is a plesiosaur. A F***ING PLESIOSAUR!”

I just see a big plastic gimmick.

“Colony” implies that they are staying forever, as are their descendants. 22 people isn’t anywhere near enough genetic variability to sustain an actual colony. You probably need at least a couple hundred.

why do people still live in those backwater states?

I got rid of my Tesla because the company’s CEO is a shitty person. /shrug