Anyone spending any time outside the US after landing back home.  Fat and miserable is a shock.

Somehow incessantly talking about masculinity makes you more masculine?

Shelter scalping > real estate investment. 

This is laundering foreign money.

techo-ferals

“Wake up sheeple!”

Owning over leasing in 2022, quaint. The future is lifelong rent payments.

2 packs of Neoguri , 1 tsp of mayo , 1 slice of american cheese. Spring onions and garlic dont hurt.

How Post-Watergate Liberals Killed Their Populist Soul - The Atlantic

me- “What would it be worth to you if the position was filled to your complete satisfaction.”

A lefthanded thread requires a one hand handstand.

Like they have new ideas to be heard in the last century.

Or capitalism. 

this fuckboy.

“Everyone else has an agenda.”/s

SNL has never been good, we just remember the good parts.

This is true of any red state. Especially the redder areas.

Polk county is full of sinkholes.