“unlike the wardrobe malfunction of 2004, the nut in question will be prepped and ready for its primetime debut”

And here I’ve been being rude to men FOR FREE like some kind of IDIOT.

FinDom, the art of insulting and humiliating men and then making them pay for it.

Women aren’t that freakin’ helpless. We don’t flail around like dandelion seeds blowing in the wind.

Imagine caring about someone else’s sex life the way Evangelical Fundies do. Hell, I can’t even be bothered to care that much about my own.

Or she may have realized that she wants to date a younger man, or they didn’t fit in another way as a couple. She’s 27 and not 17, not clutching my pearls over this one.

Trying to remind someone that they have not lost all their power vs. Get Over It seems to be a major barrier in cross-generational communication at the moment. The Bari Weiss piece in the NYT was a lot of “you have power!!” and was overwhelmingly received by younger women as “Get over it.” Bari Weiss is watching a…

This. It’s well known she likes to cook. I think people are reaching here.

You just have to spread a little peanut butter on the roof of his mouth so he looks like he’s making words. Then you dub in clips from earlier ramblings.

Just here for the comments:

Pictured: A horse’s ass. Also, a painting of a horse

Yes but compared to Jolie...no way. Sex appeal isn’t about looks. It’s an energy. Jolie has it. She excites men. The other two don’t really. They’re beautiful but it isn’t close to being the same thing.

That home wrecker also stole Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern before the whole Aniston-Pitt thing.

Right, cuz the men have no accountability in this sort of thing. They’re the victims!

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She stole them? You mean she broke into Laura Dern and Jennifer Aniston’s homes and bare-knuckle boxed them until she won. Then she tied up Billy Bob and Brad Pitt and ran off with them?

Is Lena Dunham in some sort of competition to make people dislike her?

Same. I don’t understand why she would want him to tattoo something he didn’t want to. Wouldn’t she want a tattoo artist to share her enthusiasm before they inked something on her body? Like hair stylists, clients are a tattoo artists walking billboard. Maybe he doesn’t want to be known as the cursive handwriting…

Any artist/business can refuse service for any reason as long as it’s not a based on sex, orientation, age, race which are all federally protected classes.

He didn’t take any of her money, he doesn’t owe her anything.