It’s amazing how consistently the entire justice system has vastly more compassion and empathy for the perpetrator than the victim when the crime is rape. It’s just so UNFAIR to ruin a nice boy’s life over a little crime like that.

That’s why it’s so important to keep an ion these things.

Rolling around in toxic chemicals will prepare them for the Olympics.

The irony is that the same crew work regularly on Donald Trump’s hair.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

Cereal is more of a topping to add crunchy fiber to the yogurt, not the other way around.

Basically any news about Josh Duggar getting fucked over is good news to me.

Trump has openly stated that he would not rule out a database for Muslims which means, at the very least, he’d consider it. He also talked about “...a lot of systems” “...beyond databases”. Tracking members of a society is always the beginning of something more sinister and, sometimes, outright fascism.

Interesting that you inserted Trump into that comment....I was making a comparison to a mass event of religious persecution but i could see how that would make you think of Mr. Trump.

Correction: "Roger sounds like an unemployed whiny, overstepping bitch"

Maybe the attendant would be less uncomfortable if the women had been really easily identifiable. On a government registry or something-and you knew they were registered because they wore like-I don’t know-a patch! Like a moon and star or that seems complicated! Just a star? And that way they’d know these are “good”…

Wait for the price to be cut in half.

I’m gonna wait for it to go on Sale.

“Do I regret standing up for what I believe in? Absolutely not. Do I regret saying business should not be first before winning? Absolutely not.”

YOU WEREN’T PUNISHED UNTIL YOU DEFACED YOUR TEAMMATES EQUIPMENT YOU SELF IMPORTANT MORON

Five bucks say Chris has a lot in common with Curt Schilling a poor victim of…

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

Trump thinks he’s like President Marshall? Oh please. Trump’s ass would have been on that escape pod in two seconds flat. He’s more like President Costanza.

So he did everything ‘wrong’, but the police DIDN’T execute him? Hmmmm...maybe if more encounters were leavened with police restraint, like this one, citizens wouldn't fear lethal consequences to what should be a routine interaction. Good on these police.

Are there bathrooms out there which either: a.) use nothing but special toilets which require a specific set of genitalia to use; or b.) force you to watch everyone else use the toilet at the same time and stare at their genitals? I lived in North Carolina for the first 25 years of my life, and I don’t recall coming…

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.