Lesson learned. If you’re at a club and Aqib Talib asks, “Hey, who wants to take shots with me?” Just politely decline.

Dear Representative Daniel,

AND when his hand is deep in Iggy’s crotch, MD’s fingers make a clear grabbing motion. Fuck yeah it was intentional. If you can piss off the guy who is more or less shutting down your best player and potentially get him ejected, why not go for it? Especially if it’s not even slightly out of character.

Im pretty sure Mark Jackson is on alot of perscription drugs and VanGundy has early onset dementia.

Your right to feed your family ends when you end your opponents’ ability to have a family.

“I never said six!”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Popp… there were 8 Mary Poppins books, how is this a reboot exactly?

Shit, this breaks my heart.

he’s complaining that he’s being treated like a woman might be and ‘snot fair.

I’m not sure the best way to fight the patriarchy is to casually devalue the fact that it adversely affects men as well.

So Arquimedes got in hot water, and La Russa just wants to argue principle? I’m not buoying it.

The difference is that the effects of a 110-pitch outing don’t make a person lose his mental capabilities.

Love Rachel Dratch, hate Elfman..

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

From Baylor.edu, also accessible through supremeirony.com.

Be the Standard: American Standard

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

Stupid. Fucking. People who stereotype.

It's not her bowels I'm worried about, it's the large amounts of potassium she's ingesting!!! How the fuck is she not dead yet!?

That much fiber is gonna clog you up, so she’s either lying or hasn’t had a bowel movement in years.