3 months for raping an unconscious woman, 4 months for murdering your child to keep your internet business alive. I guess crocodile tears really do get to judges (at least if you are white).

How did Trump get into the conversation?

The absence of a no, does not imply a yes. It implies you (or you and your friends) are committing a rape. And taking a video does not turn a rape into a porno. Please put these guys in jail for much more than 6 months.

They were amish at one point, but they are not now. No self-respecting Amish person will be researching things on the internet, nor do the amish believe in arranged marriages.

Is this a quiverfull thing? I sounds like something that could happen in a Duggar-like household.

The second amendment doesn’t kill anyone, but people abusing their second amendment rights do far too often.

Which is Donald and which is Ivanka?

That is a nice summary of his good points.

I guess this makes Derrick Rose expendable now?

I am Bulls fan, yet I haven’t seen enough of Bairstow to make any real judgement on his skills. Which I believe says he doesn’t really have significant skills as compared to the average NBA player.

My question is why aren’t any of his male teammates talking about how creepy he was towards women, or why didn’t any of them do anything about him, or talk with coaches. We guys can also step in and do something when we see another guy who is likely to be a danger to our friends.

Would the judge live through that demo?

If the prosthesis don’t fit, you must acquit?

In related news, Tonya Harding asked if Story was available.

I think that Van Gundy and Jackson barely rise to the level of professional wrestling announcers, much less professional sports announcers. Hell, the local radio teams for most basketball teams do a better job of calling the game.

51 small bananas would have about 4500 calories, which would take about 6 hours of swimming to burn. Also about 18.25 grams of potassium, which is more than 3 times the recommended daily allowance. I am amazed this diet is not killing her. Does she drink a gallon or more of water daily?

He is gonna weigh 400 lbs by next spring!

Ted Cruz is stealing his daughter’s cherry?

Jessica Mendoza’s personal assistant?

Perhaps he could open a laundry? They could specialize in socks.