Cruz is trying to get the women’s vote by picking Fiorina is like Trump trying to get the black vote by picking Bill Cosby.

I really loved the tweet from the Dodgers official twitter feed inviting the Reds to join the Arrieta no-hit support group.

Have you considered, “glob of outdated peach yoplait with yellow mold growing out of it,” yet for Drumpf?

Seriously, I hope he stops. I would say I know what it feels like to have a creepy person hitting on me, but . . .

I am so sick of reading articles about women being paid less, treated unfairly, and not having a shot. Not because they are wrong, but because they are true and it never seems to change. When will we wake and realize that only things we men are really better at are picking up heavy weights and standing up while we…

Johnny Football is in your bar?

The statistics just show that women of color have less access to birth control.

I wish she had some tunics to cover her mouth, that would be a much bigger service to the world.

I find it easy to believe that he is faithful to Heidi. After all, it’s not like women are beating down his door for some hot Cruz missile.

Madonna is entering the Drumpf phase of her career?

Why does this have to be an either- or situation? Can’t they both be wrong?

It would be pretty hilarious if they found Mark Fuhrman’s fingerprints or DNA on the knife. (I still think that OJ did it, but Fuhrman is a piece of shit.)

This is why I thought Jeff Van Gundy gushing about the Yalies making the NCAA tournament the other night during his broadcast of the Bulls game was so inappropriate. A big part of what they accomplished is due to a player who was expelled and rumored to be a rapist and the players are protesting for him as part of…

So Donald Drumpf is using trained pigs in his attacks on the press, now?

And not the kind that Sir Mix-a-lot likes.

Did Rupert Murdoch manage to buy MSNBC through some shell company?

There are those who contend that it does not benefit Negroes to get them into the Drumpf rallies where they do not do well, as opposed to having them go to a less-advanced rally, a slower-track rally where they do well. - Antonin Scalia (with some editing)

He is a plant, poison sumac to be exact.

He probably would be an upgrade over ARod on defense and morality.

Where is PETA when you need them?