I’m not even joking, a friend and I were predicting what this morning’s tweet would be after that sketch. What we came up with was something like “SNL has not been funny in years, always attacking me. Sad!”

I don’t know about y’all, but my FB feed was mostly full of guys listing 10 bands composed entirely of men. When a couple of my female friends pointed out how revealing it is that so many guys could claim to have no female musical influences, surprise, surprise, all their male friends have gotten defensive, one called…

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I’m not a vegan. But the scientific illiteracy of people who worry about “getting enough protein” is one of my pet peeves. It is virtually impossible to not get enough protein if you live in a developed nation, regardless of whether you consume animal products. And you do not need to seek out extra protein just…

Except that’s kind of a minimalist view of the world right? Animals don’t have to suffer and shame on your husband for slaughtering innocent pigs. I bet they are so scared when they are running away from your husband in his overalls all sweaty carrying a machine gun. It’s like a nightmare!

I clicked on this because I just had to see how her veganism was relevant.

I have been a secret vegan for a while. I just don’t want to deal with explaining myself(and actually my reasons are no one’s business) and then getting the snorts of derision from people I like but who have no problem drilling me about a life choice that they find weird (I live in a meaty Trump state). It’s really…

Ehhh I felt the same way until I realized that yes you can get all of your protein needs from plants. Animals are the lazy person’s way out for protein. Some people are literally bloodthirsty. Disgusting.

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

I highly doubt they meant he wanted to be there to support Trump but that he is one of the few people eager to participate in the event despite the fact that it was for Trump. Because he feels an attachment to the spirit of the inauguration.

Plus he was fired via email. What a dick move by a moving dick.

Yeah - I mean, I’m sure he wasn’t a supporter of each president whose parade he participated in, but clearly this is where he feels his identity lies, in America’s story.

“...it’s an astonishing admission—someone who actually wants to participate in Trump’s inauguration.”

Just wait until the 70-100 year old set realize they can’t pay for healthcare

off topic but are you familiar with @propanejane on twitter? she is a psychiatrist who has an interesting take that trump is in alzheimers and his kids, esp ivanka, are his caretakers. not into conspiracy theories AT ALL but she is solid and makes a compelling argument. she said actually that he is in a bad situation…

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Men have a penis, it goes into things (arrow).

WHOA WHAT AN EDGY COMMENT YOU MUST BE FUN AT PARTIES

Gizmodo ran a story about this at 10:35. You posted a similar comment 3x today. Are you done?

She’s the personification of White Feminism. She doesn’t give a shit about an issue until it directly affects her, like when she suddenly became a champion for maternity leave— after she had a baby. Or sexual harassment and Roger Ailes. Or taking on Trump, but only after he personally attacked her, and then making…