Holy shit, some menfolk are about to lose their minds.

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

Hachi-ko Chuken, I would be happy to do so!

That makes a lot of sense, especially in America. The order of who gets the most respect seems to go white men, black men, white women, black women and apparently no one else exists here aside from black and white people.

I feel this so hard, I just went through this.

Is it really funny?

I’m hella here for this new wave of genderfucking young rappers in Nana’s hats and necklaces. 100% HERE FOR IT (this is the approp time to name-drop my best dude Lil B, right?)

This is the kind of heroism that literally every single American CEO should be capable of:

More than once my eyes have darted over the name “Ryan Cabrera” and read “Spaghetti Carbonara.”

So that “Christian” blogger who thinks Joanna should pay more attention to her kids wrote about Jezebel in a completely not passive aggressive way.

JULIET CHOSE POORLY

side note, but who else totally forget that paul rudd was paris?!

Is that like a Bjork reference? Or was it the other way around?

This sounds like my worst nightmare. Here’s some gluten-free artwork you can at least enjoy.

See, that’s cool. Something very practical that she’s going to use.

I have said, I don’t really want a ring (although, if I was being completely honest, a nice little ring from etsy or something would be nice. Absolutely nothing over $200 tops. I’m thinking more like $50 is fine.) but I would much much rather spend that money on an awesome vacation somewhere.

I’m so lucky my wife hates to wear any jewelry. Instead, we took the money I would have spent on a stupid ring and made a nice down payment on a house.

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

Hey, isn’t that the girl who didn’t go to Paris?