The video is pretty safe up until the last second. He goes on a nice beach date with himself and they frolick, fly kites and play in the water. The very end? He's fucking himself (with bulging muscles, flexing and palm spitting) surprisingly rough juxtaposed to the nice date.

AHH!!! I used to teach Detroit style ballroom.

Those and the ones who get the hard leg.

Burbank/L.A. I'm staying with a friend who has to work while I'm there so I'm hoping there's a lot that I can do solo.

I'm going to CA next week. First time. Hope this trip doesn't suck.

Jodeci Boots. That is all.

I remember when I was a kid I couldn't wait until I was able to go to house parties and show off all of my moves. I wanted to go to Freaknik and wear my hair like Janet Jackson. Funny how kids don't realize/notice that things change because I just knew all of that was still going to be cool by the 00s.

I don't know if it's interesting or scary how many bat stories people have. My senior year of undergrad my boyfriend (at the time) was renting out a house with some friends. They had the main floor and the basement and nothing scary (that I saw) ever happened except for the occassional spider. At the start of second…

I went back in. I forgot how funny the footnote/captions can be too.

Oh, I've been trapped in xkcd before. I haven't been back since that one night. Why must you tempt me back in?

I'm 24-37 (I'm very short) and I still have problems finding jeans that won't either smash me in or gap at the waist. Curve with my butt, don't angle my curve at the bottom.

I am so sorry that you had to find out this way, but she didn't even come up with the beads.

Holy shit! Anderson's clip was hilarious. The sarcasm. The clips. The lyric references. Anderson, I love you.

Isn't Nicki's of the implant variety?

Angelina is the Bo Derek of lips.

So the white women ass phenomenon has come full circle I see. As others have said on other posts, I didn't realize that this particular rear was shapely.

Dear baby with headband,

"He's wearing Spanx!"

"Affectionate Soulja Boy dance."

LMAO! Yes, someone said it before me.