LOL. I have 9, maybe 10 of them, and I just want to know if I'm right. Where's the fun in this quiz if I can't know how amazing my candy indentification skills are?

It seems like whenever I'm about to post something, I scroll down and there you are already saying it. Why must you always beat me to it? Huh?

Further, I've noticed all, if not most, black women with an ass have stretch marks on their behind. I'm not sure why that's a rite of passage with us but it seems to be what it is.

The point of this series of commercials is that no matter if you're a parent who gets it (Soccer Mom); doesn't get it, but accepts it (this example/and the "Haadies" one); doesn't like it (mini-skirt dad) Tide will get out any stain. The MyTide series is going over various scenarios/aspects of life when Tide can come…

Yea . . . fuck this song.

Damn, I forgot how impressive that dog was.

Watching "The 10th Kingdom". I still love this movie. I still wish there had been a sequel.

SEAN!! NO!! PLEASE!! DON'T BE THAT PERSON*!!

I know, which kind of highlights why I won't be watching "New Girl". I love "Happy Endings". I was just glad he was on a show that's getting renewed because I don't see this one going anywhere.

The commercials have her doing stupid things that no one no matter how dorky would ever do.

The only things I liked in the preview I saw were Damon Wayans and Max Greenfield and that's due to familiarity and being attracted to Mr. Wayans.

Ha ha. That's how I refer to him too.

Damn I love a man who is good around the old ones. All right Drake, you got me twice today.

Holy shit! I'm not even slightly attracted to Drake and this made me happy. Damn I love a man who is good around the little ones.

Magic butt power? They really played Halle and Benjamin Bratt to the left on that one.

You are not alone on this. I really don't get Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. I loved Batman Returns because of Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman. I keep picturing Anne's Selina Kyle like her character in Get Smart. I really need to see a Catwoman jumping rope with her whip.

No, she doesn't. She's saying maybe she should invent a new phrase like what she did with bootylicious. She's not saying bootylicious should be the new term*. The problem you have with her comment isn't there.

This is definitely Donald Glover's fault. Plus, his Twitter name was Donglover, so now we know for sure that the new Spidey is gay.

Glenn Beck is on to us. First, we took the White House. Now, we take over your major comic book supers. Next, Blondie is leaving Dagwood for Huey's Granddad. We're coming for your family values. Or the really important things, like your graphic art entertainment. Slowly, but surely. Slowly, but surely.

Argh. I couldn't get into Layla and Cristian. Man, they made Cristian the sister whisperer. If there were a pair sisters he was going to sleep with both of them. I guess I could settle for Layla and Cris getting back together then.