@sterlingsilver36: I love that poem. The thing about playing it is that depending on who's listening all they hear is "nigga". I once played it in an intergroup dialogue (about race) and the white guy next to me was like 'Now, if I played that people would get offended and mad'. Dude, do you even hear what he's saying…

@ihatediamonds: I was going to post something like this earlier, but I was just beyond annoyed . . . I had to step away from the computer for awhile.

@roxie: Right. This bugs the hell out of me, especially once the "why not biracial?" question comes up.

@JohanPaladin: I'm rather confused on your "he's obviously biracial" view. Considering that there isn't a biracial look, except for the stereotypical one, how could you know he obviously doesn't have two black "monoracial" parents?

I keep coming back to this picture. I'm in love with her skin, looks flawless and Kelly is so gorgeous.

Interesting that so many people commented on how no one cares about Chris Brown and yet . . . and yet clearly that's not true.

Keep the 901. Just give me the cunnilingus. And my own empire.

@ThaLza: After the cancellation of "Pushing Daisies" (still bitter), I agree. With the exception of Kristen Chenowith (because who doesn't love her already) I'm hoping for anything that'll move that cast from underrated status.

@RedWriter: Lmao. I had the exact same reaction. Like, whoa, where'd you get that?!

@thequeenofstartingover: I don't have anything to add. Just felt like saying: Mmmm. Idris. He's so tall. I feel the socially driven gender dynamics come out in me when I see him. Well, tall guys in general, but yea, Idris. Mmmm.

@MySandwich: Not that it matters, but Sookie is definitely not from the Jersey Shore. (She's runnin' around Jackson, MS being all vampire food and stuff.) The adorable one of which you speak is Snooki.

@Ulookinatmyjunk: The douchey Voldemort thing is so true, we don't even say his name anymore. I haven't listened to The-Douche-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named since that interview, no matter how much I love "Slow Dancing" (especially) and the rest. It's like a decade of musical fandom just didn't exist.

@5dollarshake: Forget grad school, this is my new mission for the year.

@ifes: I love this picture and your response.

Funnily enough my naked reading did get an ex to read Harry Potter. Well, parts of it.

This cake, albeit with different colored frosting for the text, would have made that experience slightly better. I appreciate you, One Shot, for thinking about the eyes and the person attached to them.

@JinxyMcDeath: I was ecstatic when I finally hit 'thick' status. Ah well, cultural differences. Gotta love 'em.

I have plenty (an obscene amount) of Facebook message pick up lines. A bunch of "Hi, sexy/Hey, Beautiful"s, "You should smile more" and whatnot. However, my two favorite messages?