Please, please use any excuse imaginable to keep posting that gif.

I’m pretty sure the surest path to victory in Plague, Inc is to have no symptoms and have the London games go off normally.

Show him beating Dancer :<

Maybe its just holy fuck yet another CoD Jesus fucking Christ

Star Wars Titanfall?

Whoa shit wait, pro wrestling isn’t real?!

Swing and a miss

Holy shit did Einstein come out and hand you $100 too? Shit, man.

Just make a Calvinball reference, fatass.

I feel like this problem has been solved by GIANT FUCKING GLOWING ARROWS pointing to exactly where you need to be. In every game now.

Genius. Now just get Morey to string together some stats in Excel and bam, championship contender.

Starred for Vyvanse. I’d be riding the company bike around campus all day and making paper hats out of old plans if it weren’t for that shit.

We get Salisbury’s HOT TAEKS all day now in Houston.

Your safe space is over there ——->

It’s an author who hates his job/life, and an editor who also hates his job/life.

Okay who the fuck gets a doctorate in Civil

It...kind of is?