Not be debbie downer, but survival rates aren’t great for stage 4 throat cancer. Fuck cancer.

It’s a moot point as they’d already be filled with tentacles.

I get the sense that what he meant to say is something to the effect that he’s not the person to feel sorry for in all of this, but of course it came out in the very worst possible way, because he is the very worst sort of person.

One of the ugliest cars ever made, and prone to bursting into flames for no reason on top of that. A real buyer’s dream!

He was perfectly serviceable in Shattered Glass.

And even if it doesn’t, your best case scenario is that you now have a fully functional AMC Gremlin. Congratulations?

The rebuild is on, baby!

This is a good step, I approve of reviews that should be read instead of review score summaries.

Jesus Christ, there’s Bruce Lee and Bruce Lee’s dick in this fight, I’m not sure you’re allowed to fight if you have THREE legs as that’s an unfair advantage...seriously look at it - it’s about the circumference of his ARMS!

15. Vontaze Burfict

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.

Word. I hated working like that. Going from office work to a job I actually enjoy doing (and that is everything but 9-5) was one of the best choices I ever made.

My sister won a (we’re not American) lottery a long time ago. She was the sole winner in a jackpot. She paid off her debts and all her family and friends*. She bought a nice house, got a part time job to keep herself sane, and had a lot of fun with it.

I agree that getting suddenly filthy rich won’t guarantee you happiness and may cause problems. But I’ve never found working in a boring job 8-12 hours a day to stave off poverty is any sort of spiritual Nirvana either. I would be willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

A boycott would be both the best and worst thing that ever happened in CFB. The hotness of the Hot Takes from rich, mostly white men about how privileged the players are to risk serious injury for very little compensation would be both amazing and awful.

I didn’t know your mom was a Steelers fan.

Fun fact: computers can’t multitask either. A CPU works on a single item for a slice of time before working on something else. It just happens so fast that it appears to be working on many things at once to our slow, feeble minds.