they alive, dammit! it's a miracle!

Michelle Forbes and Eddie Izzard, yes please

as someone whose last name is Schill, i would appreciate you using the correct spelling of "shill" for a product huckster

It's "you can't just choke someone who's sleeping!"

"secretly"

…all but Ash, you mean

I really didn't find that advice cavalier. In fact, it seemed pretty thoughtful and practical.

"gurl" — i get that it seems longer than, say, "gur", but it is definitely one syllable, especially in metered poetry

that doesn't scan, lurky

oh and i forgot
Much Ado About Nothing
and Toy Story, too

Reilly, you don't need tits to read. Just eyes.

That former Russian agent is wearing people clothes!

"The gu-ril"? that does NOT seem right.

"Some hot chick and Thor"

is that some sort of Elder Gods math, where 3=2 and all the geometry is non-Euclidean?

Step Three: $$$

Sean's not on board.

because Trophy Wife was a terrible title for a pretty great show and may have contributed to its untimely demise?

That's Mila Kunis. Geez.

O'Neal, you're keepin it real.