I kept waiting for one of the historical buildings to fade away and reveal a strip mall parking lot, but then I remembered that this was shot in Europe.

This girl in my fantasy baseball league asked me if I would trade "Puig for BJ", I said yes..only to find out later that she was talking about Upton. I was so bummed.

Perhaps you've seen it?

Bald don't lie!

If you refresh seven more times, it'll turn into Leonard Nimoy. Trust me.

To: Best Buy Customer Service

Did anyone notice the I... oh nevermind.

You know who would have narced out mean tweeters? Hitler.

Literally no one knows.

He does this after every homerun. It's going to be annoying seeing him do it eleven more times this season.

did the online chat with Verizon as soon as I read this and they would not budge. Here is my chat...

What a luccy turn of events for Washington.

From what I've heard, you probably don't want DeSean Jackson around that many weapons.

And I get the distinct feeling that no NFL executive, no pundit, and no fan will be willing to claim Washington screwed up in signing an elite wideout to an affordable deal just because he's taken photos with gang members.

I joined Kinja just to say that I'm really irked that people have the nerve to get all upset about this boy's photo being used. This photo made my eyes well up, and gave me a physical, disgusted reaction similar to the one I had when I was rocking myself back and forth in the foetal position the first time I watched…

Ohhhh! No wonder you sound stupid. You're repeating a Glenn Beck soundbite.
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/…

Name one Democratic politician that has made any statements even remotely like these, or other similar GOP echoes.

What you should be pissed off about is the GOP has a congressman that doesn't know what the definition of the word 'hypothesis' is. Jesus that's scary.

That's cute how you highlight all the bits you want to make seem scarier - and deliberately do not highlight how he says these are things that should only be considered in the case of an overpopulation crisis that threatens to destroy society.

DA FUQ