Elon Musk doesn't realize that it takes baldfaced corruption to do business in New Jersey?

Luckily, no one in NJ will have to drive too far to get a Tesla in Pennsylvania, Delaware, Connecticut, or New York. The NJ political/business climate can therefore go fuck itself.

Proper nutrition is also important...

He's going to ace that Home Depot interview now also.

Good contact on those punches. Fighting is fun once you get past the adrenaline, as long as you aren't also trying to overcome some tuggy, clingy, shrieking chick who calls herself your "wife" and who is "embarassed" because its "her birthday" (selfish) and you are "at dinner" with her "parents who are visiting from…

Typical hug behavior.

US Dog: Woof!

Picking athletes to be role models? Are you 8 years old?

OK, but will a 40 mph knuckleball that breaks three feet as it nears the plate still be a devastating out pitch?

You managed to mix a slippery slope fallacy, a straw man fallacy AND an ad hominem attack in the same paragraph. Rarely has there been a more spectacular failure of logic than your post. Well done, sir. Well done.

"Politically correct" - a euphemism for the lament that it's just not okay to be a bigot in public any more.

herp derp slippery slope hurrrrrr

I'm not aware of any team called the Fatties. I would be amazed to find a team named the Nameyourcity Tickets Are from Cut Down Trees.

Not likely, black kids don't play hockey.

Gawker version of this headline: Rich people are getting arrested at a lower rate than others! Semi-powerful white republican guy is racist!

And I'm also sure that professional athletes never get specifically targeted by law enforcement solely because the cop has an inferiority complex and wants to stick it to the black asshole driving the Maserati.

You mean an ignorant asshole's racist crap wasn't based on sound logic and verifiable facts? Uh oh, this is a troubling precedent to set.

Those are some blazin' takes.

"Any lawsuit against the NCAA is a good lawsuit"

Your kids need to stop smoking weed before they lie to you.

I just tell my kids their eyes turn red when they lie. Works every time.