I thought he realized someone was standing behind him, just one second too late.

Shouldn't you be out looking for the real pranksters?

They violated civil, not criminal, laws by having the party. You can sue, but it might be hard to recover anything depending on whether the person responsible has anything. That's why you should start with a PR move like this article that makes AirBNB feel obligated to cover a big chunk of it for their own PR…

...and getting him a locksmith. He was factoring in the costs of moving because someone took his key. They called bullshit and told him he could change the locks. Then, probably pointed out that if you violate your lease and get evicted, it's not their fault you violated your lease. I'm sure that disclaimer is in…

People that hadn't shopped there in 10 years received notices that their data was breached. Obviously you probably have all new cards, etc. since then, but the magnitude of their incompetence is impressive.

Not Duck Hunt?

h/t my aunt

ever been hit by a pitch?

Upstate NY and big sections of New England are still a little more racist than you'd expect. My youth hockey teammates that are now beer league allstars all post this shit on their facebook right next to NRA and NOBAMA bullshit. I suspect that hockey being more popular in those regions has something to do with it.

I think "most hockey dude" accurately characterizes Peverly as fitting squarely in the same hockey culture that Barry calls dumb. It's not necessarily glorifying it, just stating that's how hockey guys think.

I'm a hockey fan, though not one of these assholes. I think the "I" vs "we" thing is particularly absurd. In the NBA, a guy like LBJ plays 40 or more minutes of a 48 minute game, handles the ball on almost every play and either scores or assists on probably half his team's baskets. Toews plays 20 minutes of a 60…

I only plug my Kinect in when I want to use it (almost never), but that's just because it would do wacky shit when if my wife or I started talking to one another during a movie. I guess I did a smart thing for a totally unrelated reason.

It screws up commenting on a lot of sites (yahoo sports blogs for one), but is still totally worth it.

The slippery slope argument isn't a new thing, it's also not particularly persuasive. By your logic we shouldn't outlaw kid fucking because, taken to your logical conclusion, we'd eventually outlaw all sex and then humans would be extinct. Believe it or not, those of us that have the ability to think critically can…

Is that a really subtle threat to punch your kids in the eyes? That's not very nice.

I've been surprised to go this long without that response.

Write an article on Kinja. If anyone gives a fuck it will make it to deadspin. Spoiler alert: no one gives a fuck.

I'm not sure you can presume that the increased scoring would be any more uneven than the current scoring. For sudden death overtime, increased scoring certainly increases the likelihood of a winner, but I'm not sure how you get to that presumption regarding regulation. I haven't checked, but I wonder if there were…

It won't let me edit my comment, so I'm commenting again to tack on this question - did you realize that Kluwe coined the phrase "lustful cockmonster"? I can't believe that this wasn't taken as the obvious tribute to his letter that it is. In the same comment chain I also stick up for Mendenhall and insult the…

Go look at a few other comments of mine, you'll see I'm pretty liberal. You can find the comments on the actual Kluwe stories where I stand up for him. I'm a fan, making a joke. You need to take a deep breath or two.