Not Duck Hunt?

h/t my aunt

ever been hit by a pitch?

Upstate NY and big sections of New England are still a little more racist than you'd expect. My youth hockey teammates that are now beer league allstars all post this shit on their facebook right next to NRA and NOBAMA bullshit. I suspect that hockey being more popular in those regions has something to do with it.

I think "most hockey dude" accurately characterizes Peverly as fitting squarely in the same hockey culture that Barry calls dumb. It's not necessarily glorifying it, just stating that's how hockey guys think.

I'm a hockey fan, though not one of these assholes. I think the "I" vs "we" thing is particularly absurd. In the NBA, a guy like LBJ plays 40 or more minutes of a 48 minute game, handles the ball on almost every play and either scores or assists on probably half his team's baskets. Toews plays 20 minutes of a 60…

The slippery slope argument isn't a new thing, it's also not particularly persuasive. By your logic we shouldn't outlaw kid fucking because, taken to your logical conclusion, we'd eventually outlaw all sex and then humans would be extinct. Believe it or not, those of us that have the ability to think critically can…

Is that a really subtle threat to punch your kids in the eyes? That's not very nice.

I've been surprised to go this long without that response.

Write an article on Kinja. If anyone gives a fuck it will make it to deadspin. Spoiler alert: no one gives a fuck.

I'm not sure you can presume that the increased scoring would be any more uneven than the current scoring. For sudden death overtime, increased scoring certainly increases the likelihood of a winner, but I'm not sure how you get to that presumption regarding regulation. I haven't checked, but I wonder if there were…

It won't let me edit my comment, so I'm commenting again to tack on this question - did you realize that Kluwe coined the phrase "lustful cockmonster"? I can't believe that this wasn't taken as the obvious tribute to his letter that it is. In the same comment chain I also stick up for Mendenhall and insult the…

Go look at a few other comments of mine, you'll see I'm pretty liberal. You can find the comments on the actual Kluwe stories where I stand up for him. I'm a fan, making a joke. You need to take a deep breath or two.

but aren't you a lustful cockmonster?

Says the dumb fuck who not only clicked on this clearly labeled link, but took the time to read it and comment.

In Florida the ref could have shot the kid.

I thought you said elite level?

So much worse. Sabres. The hatred comes from dealing with inlaws that can't spell hockey but buy me Bruins gear and memorabilia like it's funny.

I fucking hate the Bruins, but I was clicking in here to make the comment you already made. And to add that it's not really like they could have had both players since they were on opposite sides of one trade.

Cannabinoids also can fight cancer. Not having cancer might make you better at sports. By your logic, the antioxidant properties of cannabinoids are just as likely to be the reason that WADA tests for weed.