Is that a really subtle threat to punch your kids in the eyes? That's not very nice.

I've been surprised to go this long without that response.

Write an article on Kinja. If anyone gives a fuck it will make it to deadspin. Spoiler alert: no one gives a fuck.

I'm not sure you can presume that the increased scoring would be any more uneven than the current scoring. For sudden death overtime, increased scoring certainly increases the likelihood of a winner, but I'm not sure how you get to that presumption regarding regulation. I haven't checked, but I wonder if there were…

It won't let me edit my comment, so I'm commenting again to tack on this question - did you realize that Kluwe coined the phrase "lustful cockmonster"? I can't believe that this wasn't taken as the obvious tribute to his letter that it is. In the same comment chain I also stick up for Mendenhall and insult the…

Go look at a few other comments of mine, you'll see I'm pretty liberal. You can find the comments on the actual Kluwe stories where I stand up for him. I'm a fan, making a joke. You need to take a deep breath or two.

but aren't you a lustful cockmonster?

Says the dumb fuck who not only clicked on this clearly labeled link, but took the time to read it and comment.

In Florida the ref could have shot the kid.

I thought you said elite level?

So much worse. Sabres. The hatred comes from dealing with inlaws that can't spell hockey but buy me Bruins gear and memorabilia like it's funny.

I fucking hate the Bruins, but I was clicking in here to make the comment you already made. And to add that it's not really like they could have had both players since they were on opposite sides of one trade.

Cannabinoids also can fight cancer. Not having cancer might make you better at sports. By your logic, the antioxidant properties of cannabinoids are just as likely to be the reason that WADA tests for weed.

No one is disagreeing that pot can reduce anxiety. Continuing to post the fact that is stipulated too doesn't prove what you're saying. Yes, studies confirm that it can reduce anxiety. That's not the part we're disagreeing about. Then you posted a link to your own comment, which I should be able to learn what…

In summary: different sports have different rules, therefore racism.

I don't disagree that WADA doesn't want to punish recreational use, or that pot can help with anxiety. I've just never heard anyone say that they test for it because it unfairly helps with anxiety. I'm not going to google to make your point for you. If you'd like to present a quote that makes your case, paste that…

No, I'm trying to get to your initial point. You started by cherry picking examples from baseball (where leaving the dugout is okay, but punching isn't) and hockey (where punching is not punished as severely as you'd like but leaving the bench to do it draws an ejection). You presented the half of each of those…

Only reason it missed is that too many folks are presenting this as their serious argument. It's getting harder every day to parody conservatives, since they just keep going further right than seems possible.

Get fucked, carprosam, that's very funny.

Link isn't working for me. But the quote here is interesting and does nothing to support your point re: anxiety.