Isn't that just because like 40% of Americans are some form of ADD and like 90% of us are fucking morons?

Joke's not great, recommendation is purely for a brilliant username (frankly, I'd probably go Hendrick's and Chronic, but I still like the cut of your jib).

C'mon man, it's a sports board, please don't make me sadder than I already am this afternoon.

take off, hoser.

Think he meant hours... since it was 8:55 when he posted and the game is at 12.

Yes it is.

that was entirely factual.

No it's not.

Right, but that's because you're a horrible white supremacist and you're surrounded by like minded people. Obviously.

In the NHL, if you take a penalty that would result in a penalty shot (i.e. throw your stick or other equipment at a puck carrier, cover the puck in the goal crease — if not the goalie — or take down a player on a clear breakaway) but the goalie has been pulled, it's an automatic goal.... maybe that's what you were…

200 people starred that because it is funny. God, you are fucking miserable.

Yes it is.

Like domestic violence? That's my favorite.

Thank you. It's nice to see you say something positive for once. Glad we could bring you around.

I had Ray Rice on my fantasy team this year. To me, that's the most offensive (or, technically least offensive) thing about the joke.

I hope Ray Rice beats you up.

You see the numbers next to the stars, right?

First of all, I'm talking about your entire commenting history, made up entirely of "that's not funny" admonishments, not just this one. This just may not be the place for you. Maybe it is, but you should try to make a comment about a story instead of some variation of "that's not funny, try again," every single…

"Like, you're forced to?"

Considering that your entire comment history is just telling people what isn't funny, maybe you could mix in something that is just to show the rest of us how we should be doing it? Or, maybe, just maybe, reading comments just isn't for you. Maybe you'd spare yourself some misery if you avoided it. Either way, only…