Isn't that just because like 40% of Americans are some form of ADD and like 90% of us are fucking morons?

Joke's not great, recommendation is purely for a brilliant username (frankly, I'd probably go Hendrick's and Chronic, but I still like the cut of your jib).

C'mon man, it's a sports board, please don't make me sadder than I already am this afternoon.

take off, hoser.

Think he meant hours... since it was 8:55 when he posted and the game is at 12.

Yes it is.

that was entirely factual.

No it's not.

Right, but that's because you're a horrible white supremacist and you're surrounded by like minded people. Obviously.

In the NHL, if you take a penalty that would result in a penalty shot (i.e. throw your stick or other equipment at a puck carrier, cover the puck in the goal crease — if not the goalie — or take down a player on a clear breakaway) but the goalie has been pulled, it's an automatic goal.... maybe that's what you were…

200 people starred that because it is funny. God, you are fucking miserable.

Yes it is.

Like domestic violence? That's my favorite.

Thank you. It's nice to see you say something positive for once. Glad we could bring you around.

Your need to pull out of context quotes and make worst-case assumptions to justify your bullshit is sort of sad. They were not my parents' friends, but were the parents of my friends. Yet another distinction you pretend isn't obvious from my comments. In any event, when bigots make up a huge part of the community —…

I moved almost a thousand miles away from those assholes (the bigots, not the family, they're here too). You started out all certain there's no bad cops and now you're insulting the character of my entire family for knowing some bad ones? Confusing.

I had Ray Rice on my fantasy team this year. To me, that's the most offensive (or, technically least offensive) thing about the joke.

hahaha, I really didn't realize that was you. I just clicked the link on the left because I saw Fiber and I'm pretty pissed about the TWC / Comcast merger (aside: you do realize that anyone replying to one of your comment is very likely to click another because of all of those left-side links, right?). I do get great…

TWC is Charlotte's major provider. And, I can't put into words how happy I'll be to ditch them for Fiber given the opportunity.

I hope Ray Rice beats you up.