emphatically, yes.

If they did, who would win the funk contest? My money is on George Clinton.

Whooping Sharts and Erectile Dystopia almost made me spit out my coffee. That is, reading the words almost made me spit out my coffee, not suffering from the ailments.

Both are just codeine cough syrup and random other shit, so there's not much difference (if any).

I wish the violence on Peter King for being a lazy, shitty reporter. Since I'm good at my job, I guess that means I feel differently than him. But, this is mostly just about how he mails in everything and I miss Dr. Z. Where exactly does politics fit into that? How far are you stretching to try to make this about…

Actually, I'm still imagining that. And, it's glorious.

Devil's advocate, if they allow literally anything to be taken for performance enhancement (or just for the fuck of it), your team can pressure you into taking any of it. I know I'd want my nose tackle on PCP just to disrupt the line of scrimmage.

orthopedic surgeon =/= plastic surgeon... similarly, botox and Tommy John surgery have slightly different risk profiles. But other than that... still a pretty shitty point.

Disagree. That's nature's birth control.

You've offered up an entirely irrelevant example and no corresponding explanation beyond the implied "here's a thing that doesn't fit into your theory and therefore totally disproves it." When you are through with Psych 101, maybe take an intro to logic class. Then come on back and we can talk about this.

There have been assholes in every generation of humanity. I'm just saying there are a lot of mentally underdeveloped athletes that either make the pros or just miss. And, that happens because we force specialization younger than it should happen via AAU and other overly organized sports. That doesn't mean that it's…

Act like you've been there before - Rick Reilly, six years from now.

I think the point about developing athletes in an AAU overly structured, one-track path stands even ignoring the "everybody wins" part.

Introduced myself to my now wife. She says "are you getting in line to kiss my ass?" I told her to fuck right off. She found me at the other end of the bar to explain an asshole with a Napoleon complex had stormed off and told her he wasn't getting in line with everyone else to kiss her ass. The group she was with…

In other news: holy shit, the world's a nuanced place.

I was only using the fifth round floor that that particular commenter settled on as a basis to ask him how he could "dismiss all the talk that he'll go undrafted because he's gay"... just like we can't be sure it will impact his draft stock, you can't just assume it definitely won't (as cromartie did, not you)

Considering the number of anonymous NFL sources that disagree with you, let's maybe be patient enough to wait for the actual draft before we go dismissing any talk. What if he's taken in the 7th round or not drafted? Would you still blame that on him being a tweener (by your analysis, he should be drafted higher)? …

F'in A, Cotton.

I don't watch enough college sports... this took me more thought than it should have.

Don't fool yourself. You're just another third world country that we get oil from. Filled with fanatically religious people who look down on anyone not like them and a government intent on stifling speech, women's rights, education and voting rights while your income gap grows ever wider. Might as well be Saudi…