I was only using the fifth round floor that that particular commenter settled on as a basis to ask him how he could "dismiss all the talk that he'll go undrafted because he's gay"... just like we can't be sure it will impact his draft stock, you can't just assume it definitely won't (as cromartie did, not you)

Considering the number of anonymous NFL sources that disagree with you, let's maybe be patient enough to wait for the actual draft before we go dismissing any talk. What if he's taken in the 7th round or not drafted? Would you still blame that on him being a tweener (by your analysis, he should be drafted higher)? …

F'in A, Cotton.

I don't watch enough college sports... this took me more thought than it should have.

Don't fool yourself. You're just another third world country that we get oil from. Filled with fanatically religious people who look down on anyone not like them and a government intent on stifling speech, women's rights, education and voting rights while your income gap grows ever wider. Might as well be Saudi…

Is that the only part of the GIF that you find unrealistic?

Pretty cool that they arranged the layover in LA too.

tldr

When's the most recent example of someone's arm getting chewed up in an auto plant that you're aware of? Auto workers are underemployed right now, how many double shifts are they really working? How much of production even requires you to put your hands in harm's way now? It's mostly robotic. I think you made this…

Right. The NFL does such a good job of promoting personality. As long as you keep you helmet on. Don't dance with anyone. Don't celebrate too much. Don't, fucking anything.

I think you mean "by Chris Brown", unless you have the vintage Ike Turners.

I was a goalie. I picked up every loose puck for them after whistles and politely tossed or handed it to them, kissed ass all game long, and then when you're mad they're already in habit of coming to see you and you can tell them. I'd usually wait til late first period, bitch (respectfully) once about a slow whistle…

He does, eh?

You have a collect call from Aaron Hernandez, who would beg to differ.

These are Reilly imitations. Getting the details right disqualifies you.

Maybe it's because they recognize me as a carpetbagger and hide it down here. I have been on the end of a few awkward "those people" kind of comments where someone realizes too late that I don't share their, uh, predisposition to hate everyone else.

Hockey is a niche sport that gets insulted by those that don't cover it and don't want to be bothered to (think Wilbon). Those that do cover it seem to drink the Koolaid a little bit, but I think that reflects the hockey culture generally. People are either really passionate or entirely dismissive. Not much middle…

Love watching all the small government states freak out when they don't have the resources to deal with this kind of thing. I get that it's inefficient to have a ton of snow and ice removal equipment in GA, but I don't get why so many people expect the government to be able to do anything when they don't want to pay…

I was at a Brighton hockey game in the 90s where the Brighton team was pelted with bagels because there are a lot of Jewish students there. I think that was Penfield or Pittsford's crowd but I don't remember. I do remember that upstate NY is more backward and racists than anything I've seen in Tennessee or NC (the…

I thought that too, but dfosd wasn't responding to LPShea, and then LP made a harmless joke, then shitshow ensued.