I would suggest the only thing you can do that will guarantee you not getting arrested is be dead while black. Anything other than that is a crap shoot, including, but not limited to:

So, now if we meet up with one of our childhood friends that we haven’t seen in years on the street while both wearing black with police witnessing the encounter, it may get you arrested and groped because you both look like suspects?

“Let’s just go arrest Trump for suspicion of incest.”

Chile, that was a third-degree burn!

Suspicion of burglary ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

“Considering the fact he was once caught fapping in his car in a parking lot I honestly have no idea what to believe”

So you think because he was “caught” masturbating once, he could have burgled the mobile home? This is too funny. How old are you? 92?

Let’s not sleep on the 11/10 shade being thrown by his attorney:

11 years in BOH did wonders for my world view. Working 10-12 hour days with cats from El Salvador (or Guatemala, or pick one) and hearing what they went through to get to America versus me just being born here can change your perspective quick. Don’t fuck with service industry folks; it’s a goddamn hard enough way to…

I stand with the restaurants. Both as a veteran, and as a chef. Enjoy your unseasoned prison food. (I’m not lying. It’s the same quality product being shipped in. You wouldn’t believe how many times I nearly threw the recipe cards out the window before just seasoning the shit, myself.)

As someone who has survived several of my own suicide attempts and also lost a partner to suicide, the amount of pain you are in when you make such decisions, the degree of your suffering, and the binds that depression put on what you can see as possible put you in a state of mind that’s difficult to describe and…

If it was depression that caused this- yes.

So much this! Everywhere he went he would find someone local regardless of where he was and he never ever stepped on their toes. When they talked about issues that the place had or specific cultural traditions he listened, he knew when to shut up.

That’s a very good point.

One of the things I cherish the most about serving in the military is not “walking the talk” about patriotism, but about getting to see a world much bigger than a singular race, religion or flag and realizing that, at the end of the day, none were more or less worthy of love and respect than the other. The…

Yeah, but mental illness knows no class or race boundaries. That’s a fallacy. Being White and rich means you sometimes have more resources to combat (but never really control or cure) mental disease. But, it never means complete freedom from it.

What made Anthony Bourdain remarkable and why there are so many of people of color touched by his death is that he is the example of allyship that we all talk about. He traveled the world and everywhere he went, he treated people of color with a degree of respect we’re unaccustomed to by rich white men. He spoke in…

It’s like cops are using brutality to get paid vacations.

“Johnson was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct and hindering.”