Before I hit play on the J Lo video, I briefly hoped against hope (just from the setting and her dress) that she would be doing this number, which I think she could:

Ludacris will always be a top 5 rapper for me. I'm southern and those beatssss. Good on dude. 

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

All I’ll say about the Jesse Camp thing, is that Dave Holmes should have won Wanna a Be a VJ. Jesse’s win was total bullshit.

Right!? He does nothing for me. Zilch. Nada. I don’t get it. But I do enjoy all of the hilarious alternate names for him on the Internet.

THANK YOU omg I don't get the Cumberbatch shit at ALL

The real star of the Harington-Leslie wedding was Madden in his kilt—the strongest Scottish style...

These were my exact thoughts re: Sophie’s outfit! Super cute but maybe not for a wedding and also I’m officially old. 

My grandmother was a seamstress and she often said that as a guest you never wear white, black or red to a wedding. Not white for obvious reasons, not black because black is for funerals and not red because it draws too much attention on someone else’s day. It’s sound advice and I have followed it.

I like Sophie’s outfit but (and maybe I’m just old) this seems not great for a wedding...

You should have waited a year and taken your kids to watch the joint Russian/North Korean military parade down Pennsylvania Ave.

Kurt Cobain’s legacy deserves better than this ridiculous bullshit.

A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

I literally can’t wait for this royal wedding shitfest to be over. I wish them all the best, then the media can shut up about this poor woman’s screwed-up family.

Meghan’s sister is the WORST.

And you just know he’s gonna auction it off.

Methinks they’re confusing being teased with being bullied. Everyone is teased at some point or another.

I didn’t know until this article that Whitney Houston died in a tub, and I’m a LOT older than Lorde. I can totally believe she was more aware of Houston’s songs than her personal life.

I thought the joke was a Mean Girls reference about one’s hair being a vessel for secrets.